Don't Ask Me What's For Dinner | Embroidered Forest Green Dad Hat

A hat that says what your face is already screaming by 5:47 PM. This 100% cotton dad hat is perfect for anyone who’s tired of being the default short-order cook in their household. With a low profile, curved visor, and adjustable strap, it’s comfy enough for school pickup, grocery runs, or hiding from your family in the car for 10 blessed minutes.

Embroidered with “Don’t Ask Me What’s for Dinner” in clean, bold lettering—because sometimes, fashion is a cry for help. Great for moms, caretakers, and anyone who’s ever made three meals in one night and still got complaints.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!