Inspired by Detective Jake Peralta’s iconic catchphrase from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, this embroidered tee is perfect for awkward silences, mildly chaotic errands, and every moment that’s definitely not cool (but you’re pretending otherwise).
• 100% ring-spun cotton • Garment-dyed • Relaxed fit • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
A note on sizing: These tees run small. For women: Stick with your usual size for a fitted look. Want something boxy and oversized? Go up two sizes. (Example: I normally wear a medium, but I like the fit of an XL.) For men: For a comfy, fitted look, go up one size. Prefer a more oversized fit? Go up three sizes. (Example: My husband usually wears a medium, but likes the look of a large.)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
